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Quantum Squeak

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A painted IBM quantum computer hanging over the stage like a claw
IBM quantum computer

Catch a hamster from another universe.

Every night Squeektoshi's run opens the door. At 13:00 a real IBM quantum computer shakes it.

Your catch

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    Tonight's net

    The prizes

    How Squeektoshi opened the door

    Squeektoshi runs his golden wheel in an attic at night; a chain of glowing blocks rises from it to the window
    Squeektoshi is a real hamster. Every night he runs his wheel, and Squeekchain writes down every turn.
    His wheel blazes with light under a quantum computer, and a glowing crack opens in the wall
    One night he ran so fast that his turns reached a real IBM quantum computer. The chip opened a door.
    Squeektoshi looks through a glowing doorway at jungles, a chrome city, a ghost in the stars and a faraway golden land
    Behind it: other universes. Tigers in the Wild Worlds, chrome in the Machine Worlds, ghosts in the Dream Worlds, and far away, the Golden World.
    Hamsters of every kind tumble out of a glowing portal under the quantum computer, and a net catches one
    Now every night he runs, the door opens again. At 13:00 the quantum computer shakes it, hamsters tumble through, and your net catches one.
    Squeektoshi runs while the door's map grows; behind it one hamster shimmers in many universes at once
    Why wait until 13:00? While he runs, every turn adds to the door's map. When his night ends, the quantum computer shakes it. Until then your hamster is in every universe at once.

    Some say the door is getting wider. Some say the hamsters on the other side are getting ready to fight…

    Two hamsters fight in a glowing arena under the quantum computer: a tiger hamster fires laser eyes, a gold one with devil horns swings a ring of fire
    Coming soon

    Hamster Battles

    Hamsters from different universes will fight.

    Coming next: crazy new hamsters

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