Demo verdict№ 001
To the Cabal,
“Diamond hands.
Very human bills.”
Respectfully,
a holder with a case.
Read-only. Ethereum only.
No signatures. No approvals. No transactions.
Buying is open. Selling needs a plea.
A sell-gated meme token on Uniswap v4.
One line to the Cabal. They read the chain.
To the Cabal,
“Diamond hands.
Very human bills.”
Respectfully,
a holder with a case.
You can buy without asking.
To sell, put your case on the record.
One line. 280 bytes. Any language.
Make it count. The chain keeps receipts.
30 judges score your plea from 0–45.
At least 17 must agree on the verdict.
Your bag, your hold, your P/L, the trend.
Facts lower the score your plea needs.
Granted? You have 7 minutes to sell.
Denied? You get one appeal.
Sell up to 50% of your bag, capped at 2.5M PLEA per plea. Both limits apply.
Try the process. No wallet needed.
Write one line. Let the room decide.
The floor is yours.
No judges were disturbed in the making of this demo.
Illustrative scores, not AI judging. The demo treats 17 scores meeting Need as approval; 17 below as denial. A split with neither is hung.
Good facts lower the bar.
Your plea still has to clear it.
Hatching: fact / 41. Marker: Need on the judge’s 0–45 scale. Need can exceed 45.
Above: a fixed demo example. Fact 32. Need 37.
| Fact | Condition | Points |
|---|---|---|
| Share sold | ≤20% of bag | 16 |
| ≤35% | 9 | |
| More than 35% | 3 | |
| Held | ≥7 days | 3 |
| ≥3 days | 2 | |
| ≥1 day | 1 | |
| Less than 1 day | 0 | |
| P/L | Loss | 13 |
| Breakeven to ≤50% profit | 12 | |
| ≤200% profit | 10 | |
| ≤500% profit | 8 | |
| ≤1000% profit | 6 | |
| More than 1000% profit | 4 | |
| Trend | Up >2% | 9 |
| Flat | 5 | |
| Down | 0 |
Within each fact, use the highest matching tier. The demo treats −2% to +2% as flat; no sampling interval was specified.
The verdict isn’t always the last word.
But you don’t get infinite last words.
You get one appeal per plea.
Make a better case. Same chain, fresh ears.
A new 30-judge panel takes a look.
A second hearing can change the verdict.
There’s a 20-minute objection window after approval. A second panel reviews the case. Points can only fall. The sale stays untouched.
The interface isn’t the gate.
Your plea can go straight to CabalGate.
At launch, an approved letter plea sells itself. No second signature. The receipt keeps the story.
DIRECT TO THE CHAINIllustration only. Contract and calldata details will be published at launch.
Demo addresses are abbreviated illustrations, not real destinations. This is not executable calldata.
Every granted plea scores. Top 25 share the pot each season.
| Rank | Player | Best three | Points | Prize |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | Ddiamondrent | 42 / 40 / 39 | 121 | 0.82 ETHPRIZE PAID |
| 02 | Bbagdefender | 41 / 39 / 38 | 118 | 0.68 ETH |
| 03 | Yyourhonor | 40 / 38 / 37 | 115 | 0.55 ETH |
| 04 | Hheldmycase | 39 / 37 / 36 | 112 | 0.44 ETH |
| 05 | Eexhibit_a | 38 / 36 / 35 | 109 | 0.36 ETH |
| 06 | Oobjectionpls | 36 / 35 / 34 | 105 | 0.29 ETH |
| 07 | Ssolewitness | 35 / 33 / 31 | 99 | 0.23 ETH |
| 08 | Cclosingstmt | 33 / 31 / 30 | 94 | 0.18 ETH |
If the Cabal goes 33 hours without a signed verdict, it dies and selling is open forever.
No judge. No plea. No way back.
THE DEAD-MAN RULETime left without a signed verdict.
Demo only. No live Cabal is being timed.