Buy freely.
Sell with
a plea.

Buying is open. Selling needs a plea.

A sell-gated meme token on Uniswap v4.
One line to the Cabal. They read the chain.

$PLEA · Ethereum

0x93fdf8024C69e33F820Bd0f7C90b209dDd447b6c
View on Etherscan ↗

PLEA / CASE FILE
Demo verdict
№ 001

To the Cabal,

“Diamond hands.
Very human bills.”

GRANTED

Respectfully,
a holder with a case.

1 LINE280 BYTESANY LANGUAGE
30 judges. One verdict.↓ Make your case
1B supply2.25% fee30 judges17 to agree$PLEA / ETHEREUM

The exit has
a few conditions.

You can buy without asking.
To sell, put your case on the record.

01

Write a plea.

One line. 280 bytes. Any language.
Make it count. The chain keeps receipts.

YOUR WORDSON THE RECORD
02

Cabal scores it.

30 judges score your plea from 0–45.
At least 17 must agree on the verdict.

30 JUDGES17 TO AGREE
03

Bar from the chain.

Your bag, your hold, your P/L, the trend.
Facts lower the score your plea needs.

NEED = 69 − FACT SCORE
04

Get your verdict.

Granted? You have 7 minutes to sell.
Denied? You get one appeal.

GRANTEDDENIED
THE HARD LIMIT

Sell up to 50% of your bag, capped at 2.5M PLEA per plea. Both limits apply.

Make your case.

Try the process. No wallet needed.

Simulated / demo data
Simulated position and plea
Make your caseDEMO BAG: 10M PLEA

Max: 2.5M PLEA (25% of this demo bag).

0/280
  • ✓ One line
  • ✓ No hidden chars
  • ✓ No “give me 50” (scores 0)
Share sold 10% of bag+16
Time held 21 days+3
Profit / loss At a loss+13
Market trend Falling+0
Fact score32 / 41
Need = 69 − 3237

This selling flow is a demo. Connecting only reads your address. This site never asks for signatures or approvals.

PENDING00 / 30

The Cabal is seated.

Write one line. Let the room decide.

    0–1920–3435–45

    The floor is yours.

    No judges were disturbed in the making of this demo.

    17 / 30 FOR A VERDICT

    Illustrative scores, not AI judging. The demo treats 17 scores meeting Need as approval; 17 below as denial. A split with neither is hung.

    The chain
    is your character witness.

    Good facts lower the bar.
    Your plea still has to clear it.

    Less to prove.Demo data · updates with your inputs
    Fact 32Need 37Max 41

    Hatching: fact / 41. Marker: Need on the judge’s 0–45 scale. Need can exceed 45.

    SHARE SOLD

    10% of the bag

    +16
    TIME HELD

    21 days

    +3
    PROFIT / LOSS

    Down 34%

    +13
    MARKET TREND

    Falling

    +0

    Above: a fixed demo example. Fact 32. Need 37.

    Open the full scoring table
    Protocol fact points (0–41). Need = 69 − fact score.
    FactConditionPoints
    Share sold≤20% of bag16
    ≤35%9
    More than 35%3
    Held≥7 days3
    ≥3 days2
    ≥1 day1
    Less than 1 day0
    P/LLoss13
    Breakeven to ≤50% profit12
    ≤200% profit10
    ≤500% profit8
    ≤1000% profit6
    More than 1000% profit4
    TrendUp >2%9
    Flat5
    Down0

    Within each fact, use the highest matching tier. The demo treats −2% to +2% as flat; no sampling interval was specified.

    Think they
    got off easy?

    The verdict isn’t always the last word.
    But you don’t get infinite last words.

    01

    Denied? One more shot.

    You get one appeal per plea.
    Make a better case. Same chain, fresh ears.

    APPEAL
    02

    A fresh set of judges.

    A new 30-judge panel takes a look.
    A second hearing can change the verdict.

    OVERRULED

    Granted doesn’t mean unchallenged.

    There’s a 20-minute objection window after approval. A second panel reviews the case. Points can only fall. The sale stays untouched.

    1. ApprovedWindow opens
    2. 20 minutesObject to the score
    3. Second panelSale untouched

    No site?
    Plead by letter.

    The interface isn’t the gate.
    Your plea can go straight to CabalGate.

    An approved letter plea sells itself. No second signature. The receipt keeps the story.

    DIRECT TO THE CHAIN

    Illustration only. CabalGate address and calldata are not configured on this site.

    ETHERSCAN / RECEIPT MOCKUPDEMO
    Transaction hash
    0x7a91…c3f2 [demo]
    Status
    ✓ Success
    From
    0x2e84…91ab [demo]
    To
    CabalGate [not configured]
    Method
    pleadByLetter [illustrative]
    Amount
    1,000,000 PLEA [demo]
    Input Data
    “Diamond hands. Very human bills.”
    Approved plea sells itself.
    No second signature.

    Demo addresses are abbreviated illustrations, not real destinations. This is not executable calldata.

    A good case
    deserves a cut.

    Every granted plea scores. Top 25 share the pot each season.

    15 days.ONE SEASON / DEMO DATA
    Demo leaderboard: eight illustrative players, points and prizes. No payouts have occurred.
    RankPlayerBest threePointsPrize
    01Ddiamondrent42 / 40 / 391210.82 ETH
    02Bbagdefender41 / 39 / 381180.68 ETH
    03Yyourhonor40 / 38 / 371150.55 ETH
    04Hheldmycase39 / 37 / 361120.44 ETH
    05Eexhibit_a38 / 36 / 351090.36 ETH
    06Oobjectionpls36 / 35 / 341050.29 ETH
    07Ssolewitness35 / 33 / 31990.23 ETH
    08Cclosingstmt33 / 31 / 30940.18 ETH
    Ranks 09–25 hidden · 60+ points qualifiesDEMO DATA · NO REAL PAYOUTS

    Even the Cabal
    has a deadline.

    If the Cabal goes 33 hours without a signed verdict, it dies and selling is open forever.

    No judge. No plea. No way back.

    THE DEAD-MAN RULE
    CABAL CLOCKDEMO TIMER
    33:00:00

    Time left without a signed verdict.

    Demo only. No live Cabal is being timed.

    Buying is open. Selling needs a plea.

    Plead
    your case.